I Hate You Photobucket

I guess we'll be gray here for a bit till I can find a leopard print to my liking...

Thank You, Department of Health and Human Services

I will answer the bare minimum of your questions anytime!

Everything That Happens Will Happen Today

It's not just the title of a Brian Eno/David Byrne collaboration, it's the state of my existence. *sigh*

I may be required to move out of my house sooner than expected, trying to buy a house in the next few months, starting a new (possibly temporary) additional job and playing somewhat regularly with a new singer/songwriter. That's just the new stuff. I've still got the radio gig, shows and albums to record with 3 other bands, and general life stuff that's got to be lived.

Anytime change begins to happen in my life, some unknown force has conspired to pile on additional change to the point that, when the dust settles, my new life seems to be rather distant from the old. This happens approximately once per year.

Can I get either stability or gradual change? I'm finding it hard to keep up.

UPDATE:
- Temp job secured.
- Move out date set at Sept. 1st
- Show with Singer/Songwriter this Saturday
- Mortgage lender info acquired, hopefully we'll meet next week...

$11 Absolutely Free!

Yesterday, I received in the mail a survey from the CDC. It's a survey about immunization, but that is far from the most important thing about it. The most important thing about the survey is that they included a dollar in the envelope. Not a check for a dollar. Not a promise to pay me a dollar at a future date. A real, honest to goodness dollar bill paperclipped to the survey.

To good to be true, right?

It turns out it's even better than that! Not only did they just send me a dollar for the trouble of removing it from the envelope, but the survey says that they'll send me ten more dollars if I fill out the survey and send it back to them. OK, I'll bite and fill out your silly survey for ten dollars...

Question 1:
How many people live in this household?

Question 2:
How many of these people are 18 years of age or older?

Question 3:
How many of these are children under the age of 3 years?

And then a simple set of instructions on how to continue...

If your answer to question 3 is "0," You are finished. Please return the questionnaire in the postage paid envelope.

Easiest $11 I ever made.

The Lies We Tell

As you may or may not know, I am currently suffering from constant lightheadedness. A visit to the doctor was inconclusive, but it appears that I have either this, or this.

But that is not really why I'm posting today.

Yesterday, I decided to venture out and try foraging for comfort foods at the local food jobber. Popsicles were my main motivation for going out, but if I'm buying comfort foods, that almost always means goldfish crackers. I picked up the largest box I could find of the "whole wheat" variety.

Now due to my dizziness I am very easily distracted, and normal human interaction has been made more difficult than it usually is. I avoided getting in line with the crazy checkout girl and was willing to try my luck with a woman who appeared far less chatty. Even still, I guess the sight of an oversized box of goldfish crackers is enough to start even the most timid of checkers talking.

Lady: "Oh wow, that's a big box of goldfish crackers!"

Me: "Uh, yeah..."

Lady: "Gonna put those in a big bowl?"

Me: "... ... ... ... Yes."

I just didn't have the heart to tell her I'd be ripping open the box and consuming at least half of it in bed while passing out watching episodes of Mythbusters.

Some things are better left unsaid.

In Boston

Once again, a long time between posts...

Right now I'm in Boston for a dear old friend's wedding. I got in after very long and complicated travel arrangements, including a nasty delay in the lost city of Atlanta.

Most of today was spent preparing food for the rehearsal dinner and folding origami flowers. I also saw lots of old friends, many of whom I haven't seen for a long time. (Hi Megan!)

Time for bed now. Maybe more posts soon. Maybe pictures if I remember my camera.

Act II

Alright, it's been quite a while since I've posted. That past few months have been very crazy between the move, 2 new roommates and lots of musical projects.

One of them will be finishing up tomorrow night. vee device will be performing Act II of Love Will Tear Us To Shreds at Everyday Joes. The show starts a 7pm.

If you missed Act I two years ago, you won't want to miss this one. If you saw the last show, you know how amazing it will be. We've got an 8 piece orchestra and several guest vocalists! We've got a party scene that is incredible! We've got Russian propaganda cartoons! We've printed programs! We've got me playing accordion and harmonica at the same time!!

If you're in the Fort Collins area, you have no excuse not to come. What, would you rather beg for sugary treats door-to-door? Halloween is once a year; vee device will perform this concert only once a lifetime!