Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day!
While eating lunch, I read in this week’s issue of tidbits that today is Squirrel Appreciation Day. As most of my friends know, I absolutely detest squirrels and will do anything I can to get rid of them. But for today, in honor of Squirrel Appreciation Day, I solemnly swear to refrain from stalking squirrels in my paisley robe and fedora with a suction-cup dart gun. Have a nice day off squirrels, but know that I’ll be back with a vengeance tomorrow.
posted by Dennis @ 2:36 PM
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2 Comments:
How many squirrels have ye bagged? I love their tender, creamy victuals. Scrumptious.
Ohhhh...that we are not around to enjoy the one day we are spared from your paisley robe and angry mutterings about squirrels. We'll be sure to leave peanut butter around our backyard so you can have the pleasure to continue your habit when you get here. *grin*
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